A World Without Numbers Amen

If there were no numbers, I would be a happy person. I would never be late. Scales would not scare me. I would save countless (figuritivly) hours by not having to reset the clocks on my electronical devices. I would not have to buy box after box of candles for my birthday cake. Speeding tickets would be nonexistant. As I am not starving, I would consider myself rich. Ok that I do already. Change would not clutter my house. Tax people would be my friends. We would hang out at my house during all their free time. I'd bake them hot fresh cookies. Bake. Bake. How the heck would I bake? Damn numbers.